From the recording Fee Comes Fourth

Lyrics

I don't want any strawberry yoghurt
I don't feel like ice cream
I do not require a cheese and onion toasty
There's only one thing that I need

Chorus
Could you get me an 8 pack an 8 pack of Danepak
Stick it in the frying pan, little bit of lurpak
Heat it up till my tastebuds waken
When it's nice and crispy put it in a sandwich
A taste sensation in every language
Everyday's a good day for making bacon.


I'm not in the mood for a bowl of rice pudding
I couldn't care less about branflakes
Don't make me a smoothie you little smoothy
Coz you know what it takes

Chorus

Darling, I'll be yours forever
As long as you remember this
Some food are that bit better than others
And sometimes, no sometimes
I won't even fancy crisps.
Except for smokey bacon....

Chorus x2