Lyrics

You sit on a blade of grass
Waiting for the moment
When I walk right past
My legs are the attraction
And you reach out and grasp
 A little interaction
With my hairy shins
Oh where have you been
It’s always me you pick
This is my song to the tick
My song to the tick

And now you wander round
Trying to get a feel of me
Until you’ve found
That little place above my knee
Inside my thigh 
Oh everyone can see
You’re such a patient thing
And where have you been
It’s always me you pick
This is my song to the tick
My song to the tick

Can anybody save me
From my misery?
It’s always me she picks 
Always me she picks
Hear my song to the tick
  Now I know you’re after my blood
You’re waiting for the moment
And I’d stop you if I could
But I’m happily oblivious
 You’re up to know good
 It should be bloody obvious 
On my inner thigh 
Oh why, why, why
It’s always me you pick
My song to the tick

Can’t anybody save me
From my misery?
 It’s always me she picks 
Always me she picks
Hear my song to the tick

Now the deed is done 
She’s buried in my groin
And there’s nowhere I can run
I begin to moan
When it begins to itch
Coz she has found her home
Oh what a……itch
Please make it quick
Why always me you pick?
Hear my song to the tick
My song to the tick

And can anybody save me
From my misery?
 It’s always me she picks 
Always me she picks
Can’t anybody save me
From my misery It’s always me she picks
 Always me she picks
Hear my song to the tick
My song to the tick
My song to the tick
My song to the tick
My song to the tick
My song to the tick
My song to the tick (down)
My song to the tick