From the recordings Fee Comes Fourth and 98 - Unsubscribe
Lyrics
When they tweet me crap repeatedly
I just scroll down the page
When they tell me who to hate
Well I just won’t engage
When dumdum does it’s damndest
To invade my crazy life
I have a quick solution
I just press unsubscribe
Well they’ve filled the news with death again
Whle we just sit and gloat
Oh they try to tell us where to look
And who should get our vote
Coz we’re just frikin click bait
And our brains are getting fried
So try this quick solution
Just press unsubscribe
Oh if you really want your life back
Just press unsubscribe
It’s a funny kind of weather
The tide is getting high
If you’re hoping for a gentler world
It can make you sad inside
But I think there’s a better future
No I’m not gonna cry
I find it far more helpful
To just press unsubscribe
When the lights are getting low
I learn to love the dark
And when my souls begin to groan
I go walking in the park
When Cyber Trolls and Presidents
Are spitting endless bile
There’s only one solution
Press that unsubscribe
Oh if you really want your life back
Just press unsubscribe
I’m gonna do it one more time
I’m pressing unsubscribe
When The Don keeps Dummin’
Don’t start runnin’
Just press unsubscribe